i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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