dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
should my penis look like a turkey
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize