im gay
i know
yea but for you.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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