its not stalking. its research.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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