And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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