I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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