I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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