I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
We are all done wearing pants today
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
