She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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