so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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