I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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