Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
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