Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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