I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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