If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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