you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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