Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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