everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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