ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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