As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
she smelled like a LAN party
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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