If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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