Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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