whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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