i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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