And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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