We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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