you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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