my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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