Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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