there was a trapeze. enough said
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
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