but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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