Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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