idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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