He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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