do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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