Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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