...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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