Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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