i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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