Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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