Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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