I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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