If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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