please come you make the beer taste better
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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