I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I'm bleeding and have questions
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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