Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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