he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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