Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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