If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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