Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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