yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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