this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Randomize
