if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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